Alright...

This is just- 

This has gone too far.

I KEPT GETTING THE WRONG INFORMATION FROM MEREDITH AND I JUST-

It isn't officially due until Wednesday-Friday, or somewhere around that time. 

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I CANNOT KEEP DOING THIS. 

Ffffffffffffffffffff-

Alright, so, because I've already done the three blogs on books, I'm going to post about a random topic of literature. 

Or something like that. 

After I'm done talking about that, I'm going to talk about marching band. Is that okay? I think it's okay. I'm not sure, but I'm going to do it anyway. There won't be that much talking about it, but still. After this post, I'll be finished completely anyway, so it doesn't matter. Technically, not every single one of my posts is about literature and whatnot, so not really. But if I keep posting, it'll count, right? RIGHT? 

I am going to keep posting, though. About school, reading, how that's going, you know. Just...random things. That's alright, right? Okay. It's apparently alright since nobody will answer me. Wait. Never mind. Okay. I'm just being stupid now. WELL OKA-

Soooo, what I'm going to be talking about today before I talk about Marching band is irony. 

Irony is probably my favorite figure of speech ever. 

Pic related; it's Dave. 

>Dave = irony
>Dave
>Irony
>Picture of Dave
>Blog about irony
See what I'm getting at?
Yes?
No? 
Okay.
Still no answer. 
(Pf, my stupidity again. There it goes. Again.)
Alright, but anyway, irony. Yes. 

Irony is a figure of speech, usually used when what is stated is not what is meant. The simplest form of irony is rhetorical, which is when someone says the opposite of what they mean. Yeah. Basically the same things. With irony, what you expect to happen doesn't happen. It's the opposite, as stated previously. 

Eeyup. 

If you can't tell, I like putting pictures in my blog. I find it more colorful and whatnot. 

Okay, so, the reason I wanted to talk about irony is-you guessed it- NOTHING. I have no reason for anything I usually do! I also have no logic! Okay, well, maybe sometimes. But I don't make sense most of the time.
Irony is just, well, ironic to talk about. Unless expected. But I do the unexpected. LIKE FLYING- 

I kind of want to talk about marching band now. Is that oka- I'm just going to stop asking. Okay? WAIT. Dang it. 

I do that a lot. 

Trust me. 

But yeah. Marching band. Someone recently dropped out of it, and I was asked to join. Well I did. And it's probably the best decision I've made in my life so far. I haven't actually marched yet, but I can already tell that it's going to be fun. So. Much. Taxidermy. 

SEE? SEE WHAT I DID THERE? 

Irony at its finest. 

You, the reader, expected me to say something along the lines of "fun" or "hard work". Something related to what I was talking about, yes? Yes. 

But, because I used irony, the way I just said "taxidermy" was completely unexpected. Yeah. I roll that way. 

I think I should go now. I have to practice my trumpet.

And do some more work~

See you soon~
Possibly. 

Goodnight!